I am not convinced that knowing is half the battle. Plus if it was true, there’s this whole other half that no one talks about. Clearly it is time to rethink the battle so, Dan and I did. After much discussion we decided the battle breaks down roughly in thirds as follows:
part 1- knowing
part 2- perspiration
part 3- relativity
We don’t know what we are fighting yet, but we are ready.
When you think about it, it seems really strange that Christians say they eat the body of Christ and drink his blood. Are we vampires? Or was Jesus a gingerbread man with grape juice for blood? I should totally write another book for the bible explaining Jesus’ post-risen gingerbread transformation. So, that’s why no one recognized him when he came back!
My niece is cute but weird. (wonder where she gets that from?) When she was a baby I’d often make up songs for her about whatever was on my mind at the time. Twice now I’ve been around as she made up songs to sing her baby brother. Both times the lyrics included a description of the baby accidentally falling in the toilet and subsequently being saved.
Example:
Hush little baby don’t you cry, I’m gonna bring you a blankey
And if you fall in the toilet, I will go and take you out
And mom and dad will help me, so you don’t have to drown
All perfectly true of course. She really loves him. If he ever managed to fall into a toilet, she would totally take him out.