Me: There’s nothing that a symphony orchestra can’t fix…
Except for maybe.. humpty dumpty.
Woody: I just forgot your name.
Me reciting a TV quote: Absolute last, final, full shtop, cross my heart and hope to be shpanked until my bottom goes purple.
Woody: As long as I hear your pretty little voice.
in response to telling him about a test he doesn’t really want to set up but has to
Me: What comes next, ‘I’m a little-‘
Woody: Shamrock?