Cakeshi! A cake plus sushi! It is ingenious and brilliant. I thought of it last week. You just spread out a large fruit rollup and layer yellow cake and frosting on it. Then you roll it up and slice it. Tada! Cakeshi.
Next on the menu, morphtal warftal. I need to explain this one in a story. One day while I was still living at my mom’s and my littlest sister was old enough to talk about logic things, we discovered a badly melted lolipop still in the wrapper behind a piece of furniture. My sister said, “Look a morphtalled lolipop. I mean a warftalled wolilop.” And we began to laugh at her and I said, “You mean a really warped lolipop?” So she told my mom about it saying, “I mean to say warped lolipop but I said warftalled molliwop. I mean warftal morphtal, um morphtal wolipop.” Again we dissolved into giggles and just kept repeating, “morphtal warftal.” So now when something is really garbled up and hard to understand we call it a morphtal warftal.
This story is pertinent as recently as yesterday. When my mother asked my sister what she was watching on television it was a show called “Life is Rough”. In her usual morphtal warftal way she said “Luff’s Rift”. And I rest my case.