Previously on the Aquabats! Super Show!:
Ok some of these are right, but others are totally random. Like a cat shooting laser eyes at a balloon.
Somewhere, at night- on a coastal highway…
The Aquabats ride in the battletram. They all text each other as the battletram goes on autopilot.
MCBC: Hey, Ricky did you get my text?
Ricky: Hahahaha! Good one commander!
(They all laugh. Meanwhile, we see an outdoor party with bonfire and music. Suddenly mummies appear, materializing from the fire, shooting orange fiery fists of light. The partiers scream and general chaos ensues.)
MCBC: (glancing out the window) What the-? Those kids are in trouble. Jimmy, stop texting and pull over.
(Jimmy stops the battletram and they all rush outside.)
MCBC: Aquabats let’s go!
(Ricky runs super fast to where a young woman in a puffy coat looks troubled. He picks her up and moves her to a safe distance, but one of the mummies shoots him with orange light, immobilizing him. Eaglebones tries his laser guitar but the mummy just reanimates after destruction.)
Crash: It grew back! I’ll get him. I’m not afraid of zombies! (Crash tries to grab a mummy, only to have it disappear and reappear behind him.)
Jimmy: Uhh, Crash? Thats not a zombie. It’s a mummy.
(Crash screams and retreats. Eaglebones tries again and accidentally blows up the partiers’ van.)
Blonde guy: Duuude, that was our ride, Bro.
Jimmy: These are some tough mummies, Commander. We better get these people to safety.
MCBC: Ok party people, everyone to the battletram!
(Bones uses a final blast to keep the mummies at bay while everyone boards the battletram.)
Crash: Let’s go let’s go let’s go!
Ricky: I’m going to the bathroom!
MCBC: (to Bones) Eaglebones, come on! (to mummies) Catch you later mummies. (to partiers) Don’t worry everyone. You’re safe now. Let’s keep this party going. (He puts on music in the media room and the kids all begin to dance. Jimmy leaves the battletram on autopilot and joins the party. Ricky comes in from the bathroom and immediately fixates on the girl he saved earlier. He locks eyes with her and the music seems to fade around them. In the midst of the dance party going on all around them, Ricky sings a suave little song to her, Hey Lady In The Corner, and, at her whispered suggestion, they leave to the observation dome on the battletram’s roof.)
Ricky: (sung) Isn’t this lovely, this lovely night?
Girl: (sung) The stars look lovely.
Both: (sung) What a lovely sight!
Girl: (sung) Come stand closer. No, I won’t bite. Listen to my song, you are under my power now.
(The girl’s neck elongates and she looks malicious and scary. Her eyes glow white and Ricky’s eyes begin to glow white to match.)
Girl: You have braces? Hey, me too!
(Her neck shortens and she looks at Ricky adoringly. Then we see the mummies on motorbikes following the battletram. The girl hisses and retreats. As the battletram kicks into battle mode, it lurches and Ricky falls off the observation area and is left clinging to a side railing.)
Faux-Mercial: Tiny Burgers, and that’s all!
(Back inside the battletram’s media room)
Jimmy: Fruit punch?
Girl partier: (nods) I love fruit punch!
Jimmy: (as battletram lurches wildly) I’ll be right back. (He takes the battletram off autopilot and notices the mummies.)
MCBC: Don’t worry everyone. Instead of tripping, let’s go beat fishing!
Eaglebones: Beat Fishin’? I hate that record. I’m outta here.
(As Eaglebones walks down the hallway he bumps into the girl with braces. She has inexplicably turned into a redhead without braces)
Eaglebones: Oh hey.
Girl: What’s that?
Eaglebones: It’s my new guitar. It shoots lasers. You wanna hear a song?
Girl: No. Do you? (She sings and Eaglebones’ eyes begin to glow white like Ricky’s did)
Crash: (trying to get by them) Oh hey, I gotta use the bathroom. (The girl hisses and runs into the bathroom) Aw man!
Eaglebones: Was I just talking to someone?
Crash: YEAH. The girl in the bathroom.
The girl enters the bathroom and opens her coat. It’s revealed to us she has three heads. They are named Quera (brunette), Hera (redhead), and Vera (salt and pepper)
Vera: Hera, you fool! Why didn’t you eat the skinny one? You had him!
Hera: I was totally interrupted by the big one. Quera, what’s your excuse for not feeding? Let me guess: He doesn’t like girls with braces?
Vera: That’s enough! We don’t have time for this bickering. The guardians have found us, so we need to strike fast. Quera, if you don’t eat your Aquabat treat, we will!
Quera: But I have- feelings. (The others give her raised eyebrows) Of…hunger.
(Outside Ricky struggles with mummies and manages to shake them off. Back inside we see the girl come out of the bathroom as Hera)
Crash: Aw thanks. I was about to lose it.
(She sings and Crash gets white glowy eyes. Ricky comes around the corner and the Quera head comes out to deal with him while Hera deals with Crash.)
Quera: There you are handsome. I thought you ditched me.
Ricky: I’m sorry I lost you. I’ve been looking for you my whole life.
Quera: You’re soo sweet.
Crash: (zombie-like) Who’s that Ricky’s talking to?
Hera: Never mind her. Let’s talk about you. What do you like most about me?
Crash: (zombie-like) Teeth.
(At the wheel, Jimmy is still trying to lose the mummies. He rams them and they fall, but they seem persistent.)
Jimmy: I better get to my lab and whip up something to take care of this mummy problem.
(Back inside the party in the media room, the battletram’s movements have disrupted the party and the siren session.)
Ricky: Are you guys ok?
MCBC: Hey everyone look. It’s a cartooooon!
It’s a cartoon:
Narrator: When we last left the Aquabats they commandeered a submarine under the surface of the moon in order to save Jimmy the robot. Can them save him before he’s melted down? Can they!?
Crash: This sub is awesome. It’s got all the latest battle weapons.
Narrator: Looks like you might need them Crash.
Eaglebones: Uh oh. We’ve got company.
MCBC: Bones fire torpedoes!
Narrator: PPP What? Those aren’t torpedoes!
Crash: Bubbles? What good are bubbles? I’m going out there. I’m coming Jimmy!
Narrator: Crash launches himself at the beast and grows to supersize. Bongo on the brain! That’ll give you a headache. Oh no! Out of breathe and out of time.
Ricky: Crash!
MCBC: Ricky get out there!
Narrator: Ricky does some kicky underwater to save Crash from the clutches of the beast. Hurry Ricky! Now he’s angry!
MCBC: Why would there be bubble torpedoes? Bones, bring us closer to that lake beast.
Narrator: Uhh I don’t know I that’s such a good idea.
MCBC: Fire some bubbles at that lake beast!
Eaglebones: But Commander, it’s just bubbles!
MCBC: Trust me bones. Fire those bubbles!
(The bubbles encapsulate the lake monster)
Narrator: It was a good idea!
All: Yeah, we did it! hooray!
Narrator: Trapped in a bubble prison! Now, to find Jimmy, Aquabats. (The sub encounters an enclosed area in which they find a submerged dome.) What’s this…?
MCBC: Jimmy must be in that underwater city.
Crash: Let’s go get Jimmy!
Narrator: What dangers await the Aquabats? And what button is Ricky pressing?!
Eaglebones: What a meaningful cartoon.
(Jimmy is in his lab, when Vera enters)
Jimmy: Stop! You can’t be in here. I’m working with some very dangerous chemistry right now.
Vera: But what about the chemistry between us? (she sings)
Jimmy: Miss, this is neither the time, nor the place for singing. (Points to a sign which reads: Hazardous chemicals, no singing allowed!
(She sings again and her neck elongates. Jimmy scans her.)
Vera: Nobody withstands my song!
Jimmy: How odd.
Vera: Ladies!
(Vera is joined by the other two heads. They all sing and Jimmy looks scared but not mesmerized like the others)
Quera: Why isn’t it working?
Vera: Our song has no effect!
Hera: That’s impossible!
Vera: Let me show you how it’s done, ladies! (tries to bite his neck) It’s no use. He’s made of metal!
(Jimmy sprays her with something, distracting her, then rushes into the media room.)
Jimmy: Commander, everyone is in grave danger. There’s a hideous creature on board the battletram.
MCBC: Let’s use our indoor voices Jimmy.
Jimmy: (pounding is heard at the door) There’s no time commander. It’s right outside the door.
MCBC: Aquabats, let’s finish this! I’ll get the door. (to the Blonde Guy) Maybe you should get the door. Come on son, don’t be shy.
(Blonde presses the door button. The girl enters as Quera, looks sheepish)
MCBC: Miss, get away from there. There’s a hideous creature about to come right through that door.
Jimmy: Commander, that is the hideous creature.
MCBC: (undertone) Her? She’s not that bad.
Jimmy: I assure you, she is a nasty beast. She will destroy us all.
(The girl begins to grow angry and her coat ruffles as the heads underneath move around. She undoes the coat and all three sirens appear together)
Vera: Fools! You will pay for your insolence.
MCBC: Aquabats, let’s get her!
All three: (they sing) Attack your Commander my loves! Tear him apart!
(Eaglebones, Ricky, and Crash turn on the ‘Bat Commander and Jimmy, zombie-like. After being knocked down rather easily they seem to come to their senses. All of them fight the siren with punches)
Ricky: (to Quera) Can’t we work this out? I’m totally falling for you.
Quera: Oh Ricky, I’m sorry I tried to eat you. Can you ever forgive me?
Ricky: I already did.
Crash: Ricky!
Quera: Ricky help me!
Ricky: Stay back!
MCBC: Jimmy, we have to do something. It looks like Ricky is still under her spell.
Ricky: No commander. I’m fine. I’m not under her spell. I totally love her.
Quera: Thank you, Ricky.
Ricky: Your welcome.
(the mummies who have been following then materialize and grab the siren trio, who happens to look like Quera again.)
Ricky: NO!
(The mummies hit Ricky again with the orangey energy bolt)
Mummy: We mean you no harm, mortals.
MCBC: (stage whispered aside) Now he tells us!
Mummy: We are the guardians of the underworld. We have come to bring this siren back from whence she came. (The second mummy waves his hand and creates a bluish portal on the wall)
MCBC: (explanatory) Portal.
Quera: Ricky!
Ricky: Text me!
Mummy: Farewell, mortals.
(The mummies and siren leave)
Crash: Those mummies weren’t that scary.
MCBC: You know, that is why we should never judge people or mummies until we get to know them.
(Learning and growing moment)
(Afterwards, Jimmy and MCBC sit at the wheel and passenger seat talking.)
Jimmy: Do you think Ricky was really in love with that crazy creature, or do you think he was still under her spell?
MCBC: It’s hard to say, Jimmy. But it seemed like love- something a robot could never understand. Let’s drop our new friends off at the nearest stop. There’s one.
(New friends look a bit perplexed as they exit to stand around by nothing more than a stop sign. Inside the battletram, Ricky video chats with Quera.)
Quera: Hi Ricky.
Ricky: Hey babe. How’s the underworld?
Quera: Good!
Ricky: Awesome.