Previously on the Aquabats! Supershow!: Where do they get some of this footage? Birds eating raw meat?
Somewhere…at a local city dump…
The Aquabats face off against three monsters made of junk and greenish slime.
Ricky: Commander what do we do?
MCBC: This! Huh ya!! (He punches the monster, but his fist just sinks into it without slowing it down any. Eaglebones and Jimmy try lasers, but they have no effect.)
Crash: Get big! Get big! (Crash does not get big and ends up pushed into a pile of trash.)
Ricky: Uh, don’t look at me.
MCBC: Aquabats, let’s do this the old fashioned way. Fisticuffs!
(All five prepare to fight the trio, but are slowed down by green stank breath from the monsters.)
Crash: What is that?
(Ricky takes his chance and slips out from among the fray.)
Ricky: (thought voice) I’ve gotta help my friends. But if I help my friends I’ll get dirty too. (Sees them getting slapped by the slimy monsters) Aw man. (Gasp)
My handi gel! Sweet relief. Ahh clean!
(Ricky tries spraying the gel on the monster and it drives the monster back)
Take a bath! Stay back! You too! Yeah, beat it! Hahahahaha yeah!
The others: Alright, haha! Alright Ricky!
MCBC: Now there’s just one thing left to do.
All of them: High five!
MCBC: We shan’t rest rest until the creator of those muck monsters is found and brought to justice.
MCBC: Aquabats let’s go!
Ricky: Hey whoa whoa whoa guys guys guys. Why don’t we go get cleaned up first? Let’s go visit our old pal Trusty Dusty and get our uniforms dry cleaned. I hate to say it, but you guys really stink.
Eaglebone: Ricky the hero thinks we stink.
Hobo: Uh what’s that smell?
Second and Third Hobo: Uhhhh!
MCBC: Maybe we should go visit our old pal Trusty Dusty and get these uniforms dry cleaned. Aquabats, let’s go get these uniforms cleaned!
All: Yeah!
(After they’ve gone, a lab-coated woman with smeared lipstick goes over to the spot the muck beasts dissolved.)
Woman: My sweet muck beasts! I will avenge you- just as I, Dr Eva Mudlark, will avenge the pain of my ancestors.
Faux-Mercial
Ring in a can bath ring
At the laundromat.
Ricky: Hello? Trusty Dusty?
Mudlark (in disguise): Dusty’s gone. I’m Candy. He sold me ze business, so he could live on a boat and be a …fish whisperer.
Crash: A fish whater-er?
Ricky: Who cares? Can we just get our uniforms cleaned?
MCBC: I’m happy for Dusty. We all are. I just have some concerns about diving into a relationship with a new dry cleaner.
Crash: Yeah, it’s a decision that’s gonna affect our lives for years to come.
Mudlark: Look, guys, I vill clean your uniforms in vun hour for half ze price.
Ricky: Half price. You hear that? Wow!
Mudlark: Unds, zis cupon for discount donuts. Mm? Unds, zies.
All: Elegant robes!
MCBC: Oh my gosh! Yes please. Wow! These are gonna look great.
(Fast forward several minutes and the Aquabats now wear robes. They hand over their uniforms to “Candy” who begins sniffing them, until she notices the guys looking at her suspiciously.)
Mudlark: A dhry cleanah can tell a lot from the clothing I can shmell.
(Mudlark exits with the uniforms)
Ricky: What’s that smell?
Crash: (apologetic) Oh it’s probably my lucky socks. My shoes usually block in the stink.
Ricky: Why don’t you wash em?
Crash: Well what if the luck washes off? Besides, dirt’s the only thing holding them together.
MCBC: Gentlemen, if no one objects I propose we continue this conversation over donuts.
Meanwhile, in the back room of the laundry, Mudlark tosses their dirty uniforms into a vat of laundry and adds green liquid, laughing.
The Aquabats walk next door to the donut shop.
MCBC: I’m gonna get me some discount donuts. Ooh ah, ooh ah!
Mudlark (in another disguise): Ah see you have a cupon. If you purchase vun hundred donuts you get vun hundred more eht full price.
MCBC: We’ll just put it on the band’s gold card. Ricky. you’re the hero. You get the first pick.
Ricky: No thanks. In the name of fitness, I swore off sweets a long time ago.
MCBC: We all admire your willpower.
(The ‘Bats minus Ricky dive into the pile of donuts with gusto and sing a song called The Good Life- song dissolves into slow version they all lay on floor. Ricky noticing some hand sanitizing wet wipes, grabs a couple. The rest of the team lies on the floor moaning.)
MCBC: Guysss there something inside my donut. A cartoon…
It’s a cartoon:
Narrator: When we last left the Aquabats beneath the surface of the moon Jimmy the robot was dragged into the deep by a horrible monster. Even Crash’s super size was no match for the lunar leviathan.
Crash: The monster got away with Jimmy!
MCBC: We need to go after him.
Eaglebones: Wait, Commander. We don’t know how deep that lake is. How are we going to find him?!
Ricky: Hey guys, look what I found!
Crash: Hey check out that old school space ship.
Eaglebones: It’s pretty wrecked. If Jimmy were here he could easily build this into a sub.
Crash: I don’t think we have the skills.
MCBC: But we need to try, for Jimmy. Let’s do it for Jimmy.
All: For Jimmy!!
(The ‘Bats sing a song called Guy Stuff while having a construction montage.)
Narrator: Sweet success.
All: Yeah! We’re finished. We did it! Awesome. Hurray!
Eaglebones: Call me crazy but I think it’s a little small.
Narrator: Oopsie!
MCBC: It’s not a compete failure. Now we have an amazing model of a Victorian era submarine. Now if I could only get it into this bottle (uhh grr)!
Ricky: Hey guys look what I found! (He reveals a fully operational submarine that’s been hidden nearby)
Narrator: That’s more like it.
Eaglebones: Guess we shoulda looked under both tarps.
MCBC Let’s go find Jimmy.
Narrator: But where is Jimmy?
Jimmy: Where am I? Where are my friends?
Ugly guard: Your friends aren’t comin’ for ya hahahahaha!
Jimmy: My friends aren’t coming? Would they really leave me here? Is it because I’m, just a “robot?”
(The guard turns away.)
Narrator: Now’s your chance, Jimmy. Finger laser plus robot punch equals freedom! Easy as pie. (Zap) Or is it? (Jimmy begins to short circuit after being zatted by the guard)
Jimmy: Could you stand by while I run some tests on my weapons systems? I seem to have some damage.
Ugly guard: Back in the cage for you, robot. The king has plans for you. He’s gonna melt you down and drink you like hot orange juice. Hahahaheh!
Jimmy: I am alone.
Narrator: Is Jimmy all alone? And where are the Aquabats? Will the lazy pantzes ever wake up? Tune in to the next episode!
(The alarm on Ricky’s watch goes off)
Ricky: It’s time to pick up our dry cleaning guys.
(They all hobble over to the dry cleaners. Ricky must have caved and eaten at least a few donuts, because he holds his belly and moans like the others.)
MCBC: We’re here for our (burp) uniforms?
Mudlark: Vhere is your claim ticket? No ticket, no clothes, no exceptions. (She points to a sign which reads: NO ticket. NO pickups. NO exceptions!)
MCBC: You can’t-
Mudlark: Ohh, ohhh, you think rhules don’t apply to you because you’re fancy types in your fancy rhobes.
Eaglebones: You gave us these robes.
Mudlark: Silence!
MCBC: This ticket thing is ridiculous
Mudlark: Ok…follow me.
(She leads them to the back of the laundry where we previously saw her mixing up trouble.)
Ricky: What’s back here?
Mudlark: Your doom! Achtung mine shuless monster. Meet Eggert! He likes to fight.
Crash: Is that monster made of lint?
MCBC: Hey lady what kinda business are you running here?
Mudlark: It is I- Dr Eva Mudlark! Your old nemesis.
MCBC: Uh Mudlark? You gotta help us out here.
Mudlark: For centuries ze Mudlark family have worked lowly as garbage collectors; a deghrading und thankless job.
(As she speaks we see a flashback of one of the Mudlarks and a peasant)
Peasant: I may be a diseased peasant, but I am better than any of you Mudlarks. (The peasant dumps leftover salad greens on Mudlark’s head)
Mudlark: So I used science to bring garbage to life and create evil muck monsters. Soon everyone vill fear the Mudlark name.
MCBC: (back to the present) Still not ringing any bells.
Mudlark: You destroyed my muck monsters! My babies.
MCBC: (lightbulb moment) Oh! Sorry?
Mudlark: Sorry?! You don’t know ze meaning of ze word- yet! Eggert! Shmack und shlagg! Shnell!
(Eggert slaps the Aquabats with his long cloth arms while Mudlark laughs maniacally.)
Bat cartoon:
Lil bat defeats and surfs a shark
(Aquabats still being slapped by Eggert)
MCBC: I can’t move.
Eaglebones: Why did we eat all these donuts?
Ricky: I’ve never been this dirty.
Crash: Leave him alone he’s had enough. Ow! I didn’t mean for you to hit ME. (catches the laundry monster’s ‘arm’) Look guys I got him! (gets thrown across the room) I don’t got him.
(While trying to save MCBC from getting hauled away, Bones attacks Eggert by jumping at him and actually jumps inside him. Moments later, he is propelled back out covered in lint.)
Ricky: (Noticing the wet wipe in his pocket) This is made from the same stuff as the hand gel. It could kill the monster! Say goodbye to your monster lady.
Mudlark: (sarcastic) Oh I’m so scared.
Ricky: He likes it. He really likes it. But how?
Jimmy: Seeing how he’s made mostly of cleaning chemicals and lint, the idea that he would eat toxic cleaning products as food makes sense.
Ricky: But how could something so filthy be made of something so clean?
Jimmy: Yeah. It is an astounding specimen.
(Eggert yanks Jimmy’s arm off)
Jimmy: Astounding!
Mudlark: Eggert kinon akimma kalill!
(Eggert shoots a long cloth rope from his mouth and ties the Aquabats up with it.)
Eaglebones: That’s his tongue!
Mudlark: Take zem to ze cleaners!
(Fast forward to Eggert holding the Aquabats by his tongue near the vat of bubbling chemicals)
Mudlark: You have a choice: to be tossed in ze tank and dissolved into human shtew- like zo! (She dissolves a donut as demonstration which exposes the donut’s bones…)
Aquabats: Ahhhh!!!
Mudlark: Or to continue to be slapped and shlapped und shlapped und shlapped und shlapped! (Her phone rings) Ayy oh… I have to take zis. My (unintelligible) keeps calling and calling. They drife me crasy.
MCBC: Say no more we’ve all been there.
Mudlark: Ya this is Mudlark. Oh my gosh it’s so good to hear from you darling. (Mudlark, as she’s talking, makes gabby hand at Aquabats to express her dislike of the chatty caller) How are you? Ya I’m just you know in my evil lair doing ya I’m kidding yes no. You know how it is… (After signaling Eggert to keep on shlapping, she leaves the room)
MCBC: Now what?
Eaglebones: We’re out of luck I guess.
Crash: Maybe my lucky socks aren’t so lucky after all.
Ricky: Your lucky socks! Jimmy if the monster eats clean things could something dirty kill it?
Jimmy: Well I suppose. Theoretically.
Ricky: Like Crash’s socks! Crash, take off your socks and see if they do anything to the monster.
Crash: I can’t. I can’t even see my feet.
Ricky: Can anyone else reach them? Aw guys don’t look at me!
MCBC: Only you can save us now hero.
Ricky: Uhhhh why me?
MCBC: Oh come on you can do it. Hurry. Just get over it! Ricky!!!!!
(Ricky throws the socks into Eggert’s mouth. He explodes. They all cheer.)
Mudlark: (returning from the other room) Vy am I not hearing any shlapping? Eggert?
(She screams as Eggert’s remains topple over and crush her)
Ricky: Ahem! I leaned some hard lessons today. I learned that dirt can be a good thing. Heck, dirt saved our lives. I know I can be a bit much sometimes, so I’m gonna try to relax a little more. But! I need you guys to relax a little less. Then we can all meet in the middle. I love you guys. Guys?
Crash: Got em’! What? I’m just trying to get my lucky socks back.
(As they laugh, a laundry cart falls over and a tied up man rolls out.)
All: It’s our old pal trusty dusty!
(Fast forward to Dusty, now untied)
Dusty: That crazy lady tied me up.
MCBC: Are you ok , old pal Trusty Dusty?
Trusty Dusty: No I’m not ok. I’m actually really annoyed. Fish whisperer? You know I hate fish. Didn’t that give you a clue that something was wrong? (Stops himself and laughs) Actually I’m pretty grateful though. Tell you what, let’s go next door. Donuts on me!
(Upon hearing this the guys dissolve into actual donuts and fall apart on the floor)