Previously on the Aquabats! Super Show!:
Among other things, Snakey saying- It’s a trap!
Somewhere… at rock music concert…
(The band plays The Legend is True! in concert. Eaglebones is totally hogging the song with over the top solos.)
MCBC: Nice solo Eaglebones.
Eaglebones: (soloing a little more) Thanks!
(After the concert, the guys walk out the stage door into an alley.)
Jimmy: Eaglebones, your guitar was a little out of tune. Would you like me to run some tests on it?
Eaglebones: Out of tune? I don’t think so Jimmy. Why don’t you leave the guitar stuff to me and you focus on doing the robot. (ends sentence with robotic voice)
Jimmy: Uh ok.
MCBC: (spotting some fans) Uh oh, boys, here they come. Hey guys. (Fans rush right past him) What the wha?
Fans: Eaglebones, your guitaring is amazing. We made this for you. (They hand him a glitter macaroni heart)
Eaglebones: Wow. Did you make this all by yourself?
Fans: (giggling) Yeah.
Male fan: Eaglebones, you should check out my band’s demo CD. It’s awesome.
Eaglebones: Hmm thanks.
Trenchcoat Guy: Eaglebones. Helllo. I’m your biggest fan. And I made ya something too. (hands Eaglebones a bird statue with sticks of dynamite attached)
Eaglebones: You made me a bomb?
Trenchcoat Guy: It’s not a bomb! It’s a clock…shaped like a bird.
Eaglebones: Then what are these sticks of dynamite?
Trenchcoat Guy: That’s a backpack. A bird backpack.
Eaglebones: Okkk. Thanks biggest fan.
Trenchcoat Guy: Don’t mention it- Bro.
Eaglebones: (Mouthing silently) Bro?
MCBC: So who wants an autograph from the singer guy? (Fans walk past him) Oh, I get it. It’s getting late. Curfew! Don’t wanna make those parents mad. I hear you guys. Aquabats got your backs! (Sees Eaglebones tossing all his fanmade gifts in a dumpster) Whoa, bad form, Eaglebones. You know those kids and that sketchy looking trenchcoat guy they worked really hard on that stuff. They made that for our band.
Eaglebones: No. They made em’ for me. Me!
MCBC: Easy turbo.
(An explosion throws the Aquabats against the battletram as the dynamite goes off.)
Jimmy: Is everyone alright?
Dumpster Hobo: Yeah. But that’s the last time I sleep in this dumpster.
Ricky: What kind of person would bomb an innocent dumpster?
Trenchcoat Guy: (from a little distance) Eagleclaw!
Eaglebones: Eagle claw?
Trenchcoat Guy: (running away) Eagleclaw.
MCBC: Aquabats after that trenchcoat guy!
Eaglebones: Stop!
MCBC: What are you talking about, Eaglebones? We have to go after him.
Eaglebones: No. I’ll handle this, ALONE.
MCBC: Oh I get it. Soloing again huh? Well why do you have to go after him alone?
Eaglebones: Because…HE’S MY BROTHERRRR!!!!
(Back inside the battletram, Eaglebones packs a bag.)
MCBC: Bones let us come with you. We can help!
Eaglebones: I don’t need your help- I told you. Eagleclaw’s my brother. I’ll handle this by myself.
Ricky: Well your brother tried to blow us up.
Eaglebones: That was just to get my attention. He wants me to go after him. And I know exactly where to find him.
MCBC: Well them let us come! We can help fight and sing songs and stuff. Come on please?
Eaglebones: You guys’d just slow me down. I’m going solo. (He leaves.)
Jimmy: Now what do we do?
Crash: Hey guys! Look what I found at the bottom of my drink!
All: It’s a cartoon!!!
It’s a cartoon:
Narrator: When we last left the Aquabats they were trapped in mind jail by Mooncheese the crreeepy pilot of the moon that planned to use ‘Bat Commander’s mind energy to destroy he earth.
MCBC: NOOOO!! You want my mind energy so bad Mooncheese, here have a taste! (MCBC focuses and sends a shock blast at Mooncheese through the apparatus strapped to his head.)
Narrator: A telepathic attack!
Mooncheese: (summoning help) Attack…
Narrator: Watch out Aquabats. Moon shadow soldiers! (The ‘Bats fight the shadows which then duplicate themselves) The trouble multiplies.
MCBC: Ricky help me out of these straps. We need to even the odds. Is that a jar of space bees?
Narrator: It sure is! The most dangerous bees in space. Take that Moon shadows!
Hope you’re not allergic. Ah ha ha ha ha! Heads up, Commander! Mooncheese is trying to get away. (MCBC punches Mooncheese) Knockout!
MCBC: That’ll teach you to lure people with fake puppies! Jimmy what’s the best way out of here?
Jimmy: It’s this trash chute Commander.
MCBC: A trash chute? I’ve always wanted to jump down a trash chute. ever since I saw that movie st- (falls down trash chute)
Narrator: What’s this! Some kind of underground cavern?
Jimmy: We’re in some kind of underground cavern.
(A giant tentacle snakes out of the water and grabs Jimmy)
Jimmy: Ricky, Crash, help!
Narrator: Ricky Fitness uses his super speed to run across the water. But it’s too late! Crash McLarson uses his power to grow large to go after Jimmy. After that giant brain octopus Crash. (Crash struggles with the octopus) Ouch! Crash is swatted back down to size.
Crash: (looking like he’s about to cry) The monster got away, with Jimmy!
Narrator: Where is the monster taking Jimmy? And how will the Aquabats ever escape from the moon? Don’t ask me. Tune in to the next episode!
Back to guys laughing at cartoon
All: Now what do we do?
(Eaglebones rides a motorcycle to a song called BRO towards a desert called Eagle flats. He arrives and shuts off the bike, which also terminates the song.)
Eagleclaw under Trenchcoat: Eagleclaw, hahahahaha!
Eaglebones: Eagleclaw.
Eagleclaw: Remember me Eaglebones? Your brother with the…eagleclaws! (He minces the air with his razor sharp claws)
Eaglebones: Been a long time brother. Where ya been?
Eagleclaw: Of course you wouldn’t remember. No. Naw. Always thinking about yourself. Well I remember like it was yesterday. It was ten years ago at the county fair. I went to go buy an ice crem for Autumn Escalate, the cutest girl in seventh grade, but my eagleclaws got in the way, again! Then you gave her an ice cream and she gave you a kiss. You stole her from me brother. You stole her from me!
Eaglebones: That’s why you left? I didn’t even like that girl.
Eagleclaw: Oh- you still don’t get it do you? You have no idea what it was like growing up, you know, it was always about you; never about me. But not anymore. This time it’s all about me. And my- eagleclaws! (Again shows off the claws by slicing at the air)
Eaglebones: Sorry bro. I dunno if you’ve heard, but I kinda play a mean laser powered guitar now.
Eagleclaw: Your not the only one.
(Electric guitar battle! The brothers shoot lines of electricity/laser at each other and the beams meet in the middle. Each tries to gain the upper hand until a stray jolt blows up Eaglebones’ bike. Eaglebones tries a trick move behind his back, but the blast isn’t powerful enough to reach Eagleclaw.)
Eagleclaw: Behind the back-really? You always were a bit of a show off. Alright. Try this on for size. (he zaps Eaglebones, knocking him to the ground and wrecking his guitar)
Eagleclaw: You might wanna rethink that solo career. Eh, brother? (He screeches and swipes at his brother’s face, knocking him out)
Eagleclaw: (scampering away) EAGLECLAW!!
Bat cartoon:
Lil Bat steals a ghost’s hat, then he and the ghost prank each other.
Spirit of the Sun: Eaglebonesfalconhawk!
I am the spirit of the sun. Awaken and be well. (Eaglebones stirs and stands up) I sense you are troubled.
Eaglebones: I am! How can I fight my own brother?
SoS: You will not be able to do it alone. You must open yourself up to your friends. And perhaps stop playing such long guitar solos.
(Eaglebones looks unsure)
SoS: EAGLEBONES!
Eaglebones: I will. I promise.
SoS: Then, with your promise I will send you a spirit animal. When you are in need place the glove on your hand and summon her- THE DUDE!
Eaglebones: I summon…the dude?
SoS: That’s it? That’s all you’ve got? I send you a spirit animal and that’s all you can give me? Try it again!!
Eaglebones: I SUMMON THE DUDE!! (Totally kickass TheDude sequence shows the Dude flying, looking glittery)
Uh, I don’t see her.
SoS: Oh. Right. Sorry my bad. (Giggles)
I also grant you the gift of second sight allowing you to see beyond the veil of illusion revealing the magic beneath the surface of reality.
Eaglebones: (looking at her) The…dude.
SoS: Now you have all you need to face your brother. Go! Eaglebones Falconhawk.
Eaglebones: Thank you mighty sun spirit!
Faux-Mercial:
High tides
(Back at the battletram he gang is still waiting in the same positions as when Eaglebones left, even though it’s been an entire day.)
MCBC: Eaglebones- you’re back! You look- horrible. Are you ok?
Eaglebones: I’m great; I’m better than ever! I met the spirit of the sun, and he gave me an invisible bird and magical vision. And he told me to open up to you guys.
MCBC: That’s great…man.
Crash: What’s your invisibirds name?
Ricky: Can you see fairies with your magic vision?
Eaglebones: Her name is the dude and yes Ricky I can see fairies.
MCBC: Uh you mentioned something about opening up to us?
Eaglebones: Yeah. I’m so sorry guys. I’ve been a big jerk lately. I thought I didn’t need you guys, but I do. I need you to help me stop my evil brother. He’s gone crazy and it’s all my fault.
MCBC: Yes! Does that mean we can fight and like sing songs and stuff?
Eaglebones: Totally.
MCBC: yay! (does little overexcited fan girlish jump)
Eaglebones: And Jimmy. I’m sorry I wouldn’t let you fix my guitar earlier.
Jimmy: All is forgiven my friend.
Eaglebones: As it turns out I’m gonna need a new one.
Jimmy: I’m already on it.
MCBC: Good to have you back, Bonesie. Now, how do we find your dastardly brother?
Eaglebones: There’s only one place he’d be.
The gang arrive at the county fair site described by Eagleclaw.
(Echoey voice from all around) Eaglebones, remember this place? Are you ready to be defeated again?
(Eagleclaw appears) By Eagleclaw? And this time, I’ll finish the job. (He screeches)
Eaglebones: No way brother. This time I brought- my whole band! It doesn’t have to be like this Eagleclaw. We could use you. You could join the Aquabats.
MCBC: Whoa whoa let’s not go crazy now.
Eagleclaw: Never!
Brothers fight to music, (of course). Eaglebones falls. The rest of the band keeps playing but Eagleclaw picks them off one at a time. Ricky and Jimmy fall.
Crash: Oh man I wish my bass could shoot lasers. Byooo byoo! Byooo byoo byoo! (Eagleclaw zaps him and he falls)
MCBC: (after dodging a few zaps) Hey that was pretty good. (One big zap kicks him across a field) OH! Ahhhhh…
Eagleclaw: (to Eaglebones) It’s over brother. Your friends are all defeated.
Eaglebones: You’re wrong Eagleclaw. I’ve got one friend left. I SUMMON THE DUDE!!
Eagleclaw: The what?
(The dude scratches Eagleclaw’s face and then his guitar blows up…somehow)
Eagleclaw: NOOOO!
Eaglebones: Nice work Dude!
Eagleclaw: This isn’t over brother. I’ll be back. Eagleclawww (he jumps away but lands not too far away, looks confused) Eagleclaw. (He walks away)
MCBC: Whoa, our side won? How’d that happen?
Eaglebones: It was The Dude, commander.
MCBC: The dude-?
Eaglebones: Yeah! She saved us all.
Eaglebones: Your invisible bird?
(The others laugh)
MCBC: Come on let’s go get your head examined. Seriously.
(Eaglebones looks worried for a second, but then he starts laughing too. They all laugh again. Eaglebones winks at the sun spirit, who winks back at him like they are in on the same cool secret)