My niece who upon seeing me says, “Treeshee! Treeshee Treeshee Treeshee Treeshee!”
Getting a VeggieTales song stuck in an atheist’s head
Why did the turkey cross the road? To fly in front of my car and make me hungry.
This morning when I woke up I noticed the time was my left-handed coworker’s tech code.
At a Wendy’s drive through window I was offered a “regular” drink. My response, “Can you quantify that?”