Me- Now you stay right here and play, I’m just going to the bathroom, I will be right back.
Niece- Come, come?
Me- You’re asking to…come with me?
Niece- Yeah!
Me- Um, no sweetie. Big kids don’t need help. They can go by themselves.
Niece- (looks indifferent, goes back to playing)
One for the road:
Where I work there is a hallway blocked off for construction. A sign on the wall nearby proclaims, “Cooridor closed.” And someone has used marker to cross out the second ‘o’ and write an ‘r’ over it.