Watching a bootleg of Star Wars III in Thai with English subtitles was more hilarious than I expected. Sometimes the subtitles were right on, but other times they were totally messed up. Here are some of my favorites.
Anakin describing the Sith vs Jedi mentalities:
The Chedar are selfless they only care about others.
The Sith rely on their passion for the string.
Palpatine talking about a Sith apprentice who killed his master:
Unfortunately he told his plaintiff everything he knew.
Then his plaintiff killed him in his sleep.
Obi Wan lands on a planet and is greeted:
Greeting John Jedi.
More about the Chedar:
The Chedar are use their power for good.
Have you spoken to the Chedar council?
Senator Organa giving away R2 and 3PO:
I’m placing this doll in your car.
Obi Wan has just defeated Anakin:
You’re my further king. I love you.
My very favorite- Anakin says the following to Padme:
Sometimes I wonder what happened to that Jed I ordered.