I got an email from Afjtqsa. At least that’s what the sender line said. I didn’t really read it, because I don’t know any Afjtqsa. I do feel like he or she is missing a couple of vowels from their name. How do you even pronounce that?
Dan and I caught part of the movie Octopussy on TV. The one bad guy who looks a little bit like Bond came in the room. Dan said, “That’s Octopenis.”
Octopussy’s two henchwomen appear, each wearing a red bodysuit with a white circular emblem on them. I said, “Thing one and thing two!”
(I’ll get Dan to put in a link to a picture so you can see what I mean)
At work we have bomb threat cards near the phone. In case someone calls in a bomb threat we are to ask them the questions on the card. For fun I sometimes say the questions to myself with another word in the place of bomb. Like this:
Sandwich Threat Questions
1) When is the sandwich going to explode?
2) Where is it right now?
3) What does it look like?
4) What kind of sandwich is it?
5) What will cause it to explode?
6) Did you place the sandwich?
7) Why?