Why it pays to read the bible, ect

But first some other things;
Dan and I watched the Clash of the Titans, um where were the titans? I saw one titan. It should have been called The Clash of Perseus and Calibos or the Clash of Olivier and McGonagal. But whatever.

When throwing a duck here’s what to say,
“Ay ay ay ay ay!”
Ask my sister. Sometimes she works for a lady who trains hunting dogs. They teach them to fetch ducks that have been hunted. So my sister tosses a duck and shouts and the dog learns to pick it up. Sometimes she throws fake ducks and sometimes frozen ones. Now you know and you can tell anyone who asks you.

Now to our top story-
A lady I work with went to a casino with her husband. The first thing they did was look in the bible in their hotel room. Why? Because last time they went to a casino they found $600 in the bible. I told you it pays to read the bible!

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