Sometimes when I read through my spam mail I answer the subject lines out loud before deleting them. Some examples:
Want a new or used car?
no thanks I have one
Someone wants to date you
yeah I know, but I’m married already
webcam? where did you go?
I didn’t go anywhere and quit calling me webcam.
Third attempt- Your check is waiting
Yeah well it’s gonna have to be bored.
RE; this could be what you have been waiting for
but I doubt it
Mortgage rates are falling
watch out!